Pop-Thoughts Round-Up: All the Stuff Everyone Else is Saying

This week’s box-office numbers: G.I. Joe tops the charts.

Variety Reviews The Time Traveler’s Wife movie.

Rachel McAdams looks way too skinny at the TTW premier.

Perez Hilton launches his second website, CocoPerez, this time taking on fashion.

Heath Ledger’s final film, Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, has finally found a U.S. distributor.

Kourtney Kardashian (the sister no one knows much about, and everyone wonders why we care) forgot to take her b.c. and has a bun in the oven.

Mariah Carey keeps stalling the release of her next album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. (Could it really suck that much?)

Former Presidential turd... er, I mean hopeful John Edwards IS the babydaddy, reminds us yet again that he’s a lying, disgusting, cheating piece of .... Well, you know.

Britney Spears goes shopping, drops $3,000, and almost looking pre-rehab ... i.e. scary.

George Hamilton gets a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame (and he looks like he had a chemical peel. Dang, Georgie. Even orange is a better look for you!).

Catalina Sandino Moreno of Maria Full of Grace will grace fourth Twilight saga movie, Eclipse, with her Columbian awesomeness.

Meth is no joke, kids. Just don't do it.

and finally ....

Kelly Clarkson is, and always will be, awesome.